hey sup i need an excuse to use this
“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”
"wait is that a blue eyes white dragon? you’re hired"
Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.
this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive.
This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love.
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night